❤｡◕‿◕｡Heart of Gold - English Version｡◕‿◕｡❤: my job

265) White day

Sat, 15 Mar 2008 04:03:26 GMT

Yesterday which was 14th March,

I finished my task on the morning and

I sat on a chair and opened a drawer in desk.

'What wrong is my desk!' ＞
, I shouted.

coz, Chocolates were everywhere in my desk

very haphazardly...

A colleague gave me chocolates as an obligation gift for White day
It's sooooo funny

Thank you very very much

206) after a long time

Mon, 28 May 2007 13:22:52 GMT

At last I did it after a loooooooooooooong time!

I did it!

She moved to a log house from her room on Sat. She is still in there.

Coz she pissed everywhere in her room and she shouted and sang songs very loudly in midnight.

so she moved to a special log room :P

When I arrived at a work place one of a boss ordered to me becouse a scary officer was day off today.

'Jinko, she is in a log house and she's bloody smelly so please have her bath today'

Ohhhhhhh, that's great! I want to do it!!!! I said in my mind. Sooooooo excited :P

My old memories brought back that I used to clean shit rooms :P

I wore a white cloth and put a towel and a mask on my face and put groves then

I got into her room to fight her smelly wet piss room!

She mixed her piss with amount of a large quantity of water up and scattered them!

D'oh! Smelled sooooooooooooooooooooo piss! I was dizzy!

but I realised that I prefer to clean a shit room more than cleaning a piss room! hehehe

I mopped and wiped walls, tatami mats, windows, a door and everywhere!!

It took for 1 hour. Now the room was very clean (I don't wanna lay down on tatami mat tho!).

and then me and she sang a song together while I was washing her, otherwise she would become aggressive.

Though I gave off an piss fragrance, I didn't want to receive water from her. :P

In addition to this I realised that she had some feces on her body and it seemed she played with poo at a log house....

As soon as I cleaned her up and I pushed her into her clean room, she started singing song loudly!

'Shokoooooooo Shokoooooo Asahara Shokoooooooooooo'

How come did you sing Aum's song!!!!!

Then she started playing with water again ^^;

I called the boss and told about her attitude, finally we decided to move her in the log house again.

How well, I guess she is still singing and playing with her piss and shit now.

Her energy is unlimited.

Sooooooooo exhausted today. It's still Monday.....

but lucky me, The scary officer will be there tomorrow. She can clean everything instead of me.

130) notification

Sat, 18 Nov 2006 08:41:59 GMT

My boss invited me to his room yesterday. It was around 3 p.m.

I was so shocked because I never expected I was called instead of a scary female officer.

Actually, there was a rumor was going about that she called.

Well, from 1st of Dec, I'll move to another department that is 'the classification department'. I don't know how to say it in English.

We search our children's backgrounds and make biographies, give IQ tests, check their behaviors etc.

Then we organise what kind of job is the best for our children here, and make guidance for them so that they can survive in the real life.

Sounds very very interesting, right? I think so but I know the job is quite hard.
We often have over work and sometimes we have to work Sat and Sun too.

Because the law was totally renewal. Everything was changed and we must build everything from a base.

I think making new things from bases are very excite. It gives me huge passion.
I really wanted to join this department one day and now I can!

My dream came true.
I will absolutely do my best! I can do it!!!!

※o(*・ω・)o※Ganbare Jinko!

Lucky?

Thu, 02 Nov 2006 14:31:01 GMT

I got brand new shoes (sneakers) for FREE!

The brand name is Champion.

I don't know whatever it's a major or a minor company in the world, actually :P
But it's famous among Japanese.

There was baseball games on the 1st of Sep and everybody got shoes as a game's gift.

I moved to this work place on 1st of Sep but I didn't join these games because it was the first day of my work, and I was allowed to go home after receiving a contract; moreover, I didn't know there was baseball games at that day^^;

But I've been belonging in this work place from the same day and I could get new shoes even though I didn't play baseballs.

One of my colleague asked me before what colour, size and what type of shoes did I want? , and I answered I like this type and my size is 23.5cm but just in case I wanna get 24cm's one and I prefer orange colour.
Orange colour was just like my space colour and it looked very happy. I really was looking forward to getting them.

And today, I got the brand new shoes. Lucky!
and I opened a box and checked my shoes.
ummmm? The colour was NOT same! It's an orange colour but it's not exactly same colour!
GRRRRRRRRR, my shoes looks totally NOT very well.... The colour was very weak.....
Furthermore, the shoes are bigger than my feet!!!! Geeeeeese!!!

Oh well, I got them for free and I shouldn't complain about it.

Here is my brand new shoes Champion.

Gold lines etc should be orange colour...

The golden lines and inside of the shoes were

happy orange colour in a brochure!

It was a real first working day - I'm exhaused

Mon, 04 Sep 2006 13:37:48 GMT

I'm tired now.... At work I was always looking at the strict female officer's face colour!! I observed her because I had to steal how to work at an office and an unit from her. I have to cooperate with her to work smoothly.

I'm new and I wanted to ask many questions to her but she always ignored me!!! I don't know why!!! I haven't talked with her before actually! Moreover, she doesn't know about my personality! ummmmmmmmmmmm

Well... okay... I'm not so simple at work, I decided to do my ways if you do so. But I'll try to cooperate with her till I find my job easily :P
and I decided to have a promotion exam here and I'll be her boss one day!!! It is an revenge! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!

Rename and reminder

Mon, 19 Jun 2006 07:32:15 GMT

Is my name 'Arai Reiko' ?
I don't think so.

but why does she call me
'Arai Reiko' ?
I haven't told my lovely name to her before, and other children never know my name too.

She calls or screams 'Miss, Arai' or 'Miss, Arai Reiko where are you, plz come here' (I am scared when she calls me!)

Why? Why? Why????

I have no idea why she named 'Arai Reiko' to me?

When I met her first time, she suddenly said 'Oh, You are Arai Reiko☆'.

I thought if there is 'Arai Reiko' who looks like me, I am crazily sorry about it, because I'm bloody far from good looking :P

It is said that there are three people having the similar faces and bodies in the world. Is it true? but When I was 12 years old I think, many friends said to me 'I met a girl who looks like you! it was so surprised!'

I don't know it is true or not coz I haven't met her :)

Anyway......
How do I spell 'Arai Reiko' ?
'Arai' should be '荒井'or'新井'.
I think '荒井' because '荒井' is the most common spellings.
But how do I spell 'Reiko'?
玲子？礼子？麗子？怜子？黎子？鈴子？？？and more!!!
TOOOO many 'Reiko's!!!!!!
Which Reiko???
I hope '麗子'or '黎子'.
These beautiful meaning of chinese characters shows right my image, you think so too? :P

She calls me 'Arai Reiko' a lot for a long time, so I have a feeling that my true name seemed to be 'Arai Reiko' :D

Anyway I have to find out how to spell 'Arai Reiko' ASAP :p

I had the worst day again. I shouldn't forget it, so I write it down here not to forget this worst day. I felt again that life is an empty dream when she left from the Earth yesterday. I have to keep smiling and give my love to my children (not real children), even when my heart is crying. I really wanna cry but I have to get over it because I chose this job.

rich

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 07:37:44 GMT

At work

She asked me very politely 'if you would give me some tissue papers into my room, I would be most grateful.'

I said to her 'No worries' and I gave some tissue paper to her.

She said to me 'I will give you \5,000,000' then she stood by a window and looked at the sky and she has started to contact a star by willpower.

After 1 hour

She asked me very very politely 'Would you mind if I wanted to have my underwears in my room?'

I said 'No, worries. It is easy piggie (peasy)' and I gave underwears to her.
She said 'I will give you \100,000,000' then she started to contact the star again.

I said to her 'You have a very big heart and you are so wonderful! but Plz give me by cash, not by check or credit card.' :D

But after several hours

She turned into a ferocious lady , just same like usual :D

She screamed 'F☆ckin give me a Dorayaki! F☆cking bring it right now! F☆ck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

and started kicking and punching a door!

I said to my mind
'Oh, sh☆t! She was reminded about dorayaki that is a sweet yummy small pancake.'
and

I visited her and told her very quietly 'I'm afraid I can't.'

She said 'What did you say to me? F☆ckin give me a dorayaki now! otherwise....

I never give you money anymore!!!!'

then she has started contacting to universe again :D

At last, I couldn't become a rich woman.

She has said she will give me \10,500,000,000,000,000 before, she has only \50,000 in her wallet though.

She is sooooooooo cute :D

I like her and she is a one of my favourite childern....

p.s.

I have not got any money from her.

↓dorayaki

It glories in spring.

Mon, 17 Apr 2006 06:54:00 GMT

She was still in the spring yesterday.

And today, too.　She is in the top condition♪

I am exhausted more than usual today.

< I strongly hope that her cherry blossom spring season will be finished soon.

When spring comes...

Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:41:39 GMT

'♪When spring comes the ice of the river melts, and loaches and crucians think that the morning dawned♪' 　

Parody song
'♪When spring comes crazy people are getting more mad, and butterflies and tulips are dancing in their brains♪'

I wander why all of my children (not real children) are getting more madwhen spring is coming?

I know the cherry blossom front not only means the coming in spring but also tells spring to come in their brains.

They were 30% blooming the day before yesterday, and were 50% blooming yesterday, and they are full-bloomed and best condition today♪

They surely will be a crazy blooming, like out of season tomorrow.

Spring comes in my brain too but it just makes me lazy and sleepy .

But they are totally NOT!

They keep flying butterflies and dancing tulips under the sun in their brain.

(I never scream and have violence or simper alone for 24 hours.)

I admire that they can have spring so much in their brains, and I envy that they are absolutely happy into their brain.

If I objectively watch them, they are very interesting during spring season, but it's serious and hard to look after them on work.

Lyrics of 'Loaches and crucian carps'

When spring comes ice of a stream melts, and loaches and crucians think that the morning dawned.

When summer comes children swim in the stream, and loaches and crucians think that demons came.

When autumn comes leafs fall in the stream, and loaches and crucians think that boats came.

When winter comes ice puts ice on the stream, and loaches and crucians think that put ceiling.

D'oh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sat, 25 Mar 2006 06:03:15 GMT

I can very not speak English fluently !!!!!!

What reason and how come you are convinced that Jinko speaks English f★cking well?

Have you ever heard my beaut English?

You know? I always use crazy English! I've never speak beautiful English!

I have a confidence to speak slangs!!!!

Hey, I am bloody raging !!!!!!

Don't ask me to translate Japanese to English any more!
You know. I am not a translator!

Of course not not not, I don't know any medical jargons!

‘遠視’？、‘老眼’？、‘白内障’？、‘黄斑紋状ナンチャラ’？、

‘水晶体’がにごっています’？

(‘Hyperopia?’,‘Presbyopia?’,‘Cataract?’,‘Yellow pattern bla bla bla?','The crystalline lens is impure. ?') ←not sure....

I do not understand these jargons, moreover, I have no idea what kind of illness they are !

W・W・What did you say???

‘眼球の中に水がたまってます’? I may translate it literally???

‘There is water into your eyeballs’

Is it true water is in eyeballs? If I say this sentence, everyone will laugh at me. I'm pretty sure. You must not say words easily.

Even if Japanese understand meanings, foreigners don't often understand them from the difference of the custom of the culture and life.

I feel sick! Speak English if you are a specialist of the ophthalmology doctor!!!!!

It gets irritated !!!

I am angry !!!!

Do not let me translate Japanese !!!!!

I am hugely raging raging raging.

If you get bad feeling, I'm sorry.

Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:49:25 GMT

I didn't do a cleaning recently and I feel lonely for a moment because everyone isn't very naughty♪

But, she did sh❤t today.

However, she didn't do it a room, it was a bathroom.

I thought that she was having a bath same as usual.

When I checked the bath after returning her the room.......

There were the that was sticking on a chair and was lying in the floor.

A lot of brown floats were drifted when I peeped in the bathtub.
And, there were wonderful nostalgic smell ♪

I really raged coz I didn't wanna the melting cleaning.

I decided to have her drag her out from her room and she cleans the bathroom (by force?).

I didn't wear fragrant of today but she cleaned the bathroom and was crazy more and more because of stinky smells.

I didn't wear a sh☆t perfume this time.

I have felt that 24 hour work is painful somehow recently.

Do whether this is my age?

Published in Japan 18/Jan/2005

scrubbing

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 09:27:40 GMT

I did the sh❤t cleaning again spending for 3 hours from the morning.

I was wearing a mask, boots,gloves and the white robe as usual.
And, it was a dirt condition of the climax this time♪

It was the 2nd best condition in my life.

A strong smell had drifted from surroundings of the room.

Last night she seemed to possessed by someone's spirit, and she went on the rampage in the room .

As a result, the sh❤t have been bedaubed all over the room.

She sealed up with her sh❤t in the place from which air seemed to go in and out.

For instance, the vent hole, the door, the faucet, and the window frame, etc.

Because, to prevent the evil spirit from entering the room, she sealed up with sh❤t.

Moreover, she was overwriting 'It is Coro in the heaven. 天中殺' in the place in which it had sealed up.

I thought ' You must be tried at the hell '.

It was serious to take sh❤t that entered the corners.

Additionally, She packed the face with sh❤t cream.

Moreover, she mixed urine and water and drank it.

There was such a thing today.

If the public lottery which I bought is not won, I will be earnest, will get angry and will go mad!

Published in Japan 14/Dec/2005

pump pump pump

Sun, 05 Feb 2006 04:33:55 GMT

pump pump pumppppppppppp

It doesn't floooooooow.

You did large sh❤t.

Why should I clean a toilet for you?

I was full-armed, putting on a white robe, gloves, a mask, boots and a cap.

And I cleaned the toilet with a SHUPOSHUPO →.

Your sh❤t was extremely stinking.

I have been put in the scent of sh❤t on the body!

So, after I went past, there was the delicate scent of sh❤t♪

and do you say "You take a train and go home",

setting adrift the smell of it?

It's very cruel.

I have done such work today.

But I earned luck, I bought the end of the years jumbo lottery coz

when you clean up sh❤t, you can get big money!

Published in Japan 06/Dec/2005

midnight

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 13:22:22 GMT

'Please put out a drip' she mumbled.

'Please put out the drip' she yelled.

'Silent! Everyone is sleeping now. Don't yell!' I warned her.

'Put out the driiiiiiiiiiiiip' she screamed and changed her turn,

like a gorilla.

'Do you know who I am?' she threathened me.

'I am a drip!' she shouted.

She really dislike the drip......

I have done such work today.

Published in Japan 04/Dec/2005

Give meeeeee!

Sat, 04 Feb 2006 07:04:03 GMT

'Please give me tissue paper' she asked me during her breakfast.
'You have it a lot' I said.

'Give me tissue paper. I have own thousands of tissue paper'

she stood up.
'Sit down otherwise I never give you tissue paper...you know'

I soothed her.

'Be unkind to me, give me tissue papeeeeeeeer'

she went out of the room and came close to me.
'Now you can't go out here, take your seat.'

I held her arms and took her into the room.

'Be unkind to me, give meeeeeeeee tissue papeeerrrrrrrrr'

she went out of the room and came close to me.
'Now you can't go out here, take your seat.' I held her arms and took her into the room.

The communication was repeated with the eternity.

My work is such work.

Boooooo, 24 hours work again 2moro, then I have to get a training for 2 hours after work.
I think that it is a match whether I be able to stay up or sleep.

Published in Japan 28/Nov/2005