❤｡◕‿◕｡Heart of Gold - English Version｡◕‿◕｡❤: Jinko's logic?

218) If

Thu, 21 Jun 2007 14:31:15 GMT

I like 'IF' because 'IF' allows me to have dream in my mind even though some people says 'IF' is crap, 'IF' is just 'IF' and 'IF' isn't reality.

I like dreaming but I don't live in a 'IF' world all the time and I don't think 'IF' present with me my dreams come true; however, I also think 'IF' gives me thousands of energy and food for the mind to achieve my dreams.

I am romantic :D

There are a lot of 'IF' in my mind and I'll tell one of my 'IF' to you.

You can know how much I am a dreamer :P

Well!

I'd have a short holiday to go to wonderful Switzerland by first class airplanes even though I really don't wanna visit there.

and I'd travel around there by a gorgeous limousine and staying suites.

and then just before going back home I'd make my bank account there.

If I won millions and millions dollar!

The reason is I have to pay tax for the prize from next year. I don't give my win to shit Japanese government as tax.

I really hate Japanese tax systems!

Grrrrrrr. It's shame that I can't explain it how crap Japanese tax systems are....

Ummmm? What am I talking about???

I wanted to show my lovely heart in this blog but I talked about very unrealistic crappy 'IF' stuff!

Gosh!

Well,

I'd travel all of world heritages if I had a enough time and money.

I'll work hard to fly to other countries oneday.

Lovely Prisons - 2nd paragraph (not the essay!)

Thu, 15 Feb 2007 12:56:39 GMT

Oh dear, it's a valentines day yesterday.

You expect prisoners are far cry from this day, don't you?

WRONG!

A mother's group (they're not our real mothers!) donated Valentines Chocolates to prisoners. We were Lucky!

They said 'We know about working at a prison is very hard and you're suffering with your crimes so we give chocolate for make feel bit better for you. We'll cheer you up all the time.....'.

Hahahaha.... That's funny! Innocent people give criminals chocolate!

Are we suffering? No way! We ENJOY staying here at a prison!

They think we work bloody hard without any 'RIGHTs' stuff. Hahaha. Bull shit!

Idiots! We can eat chocolate even though we are lazy.

Well! Trusties sang a song for choco (MUMs). The song is called 'Mother' which describes how much kids like mothers, and we made MUMs tearful :P

But I wonder....

Do they really know about we're prisoners? and do they really realise who are really suffered?

Victims and their families! You think so, don't you?

I know the Mums group members think about us 'Oh poor kids....We're the only people who understand you. I wanna look after you with my sweet hearts'.

Hahaha Idiots! They just indulge in self-satisfaction. Definitely!

Talking about mother, prisoners often ask money to their parents. we say 'I wanna study about electric stuff and get a licence so that after I am released from a prison out I can get a job quickly! Please send 50000 yen by next week I wanna buy books.'

and their parents send money for studying quickly and we buy ADULTS BOOKS! Hahaha sorry Mum and Dad :P

Before we could send 2 letters to our parents every months but after changing the law we can write letters 4 times to anybody every months.

Prisoners usually send 3 letters to mates. 1 or less letters for their parents that are only asking money now.

We feel we not alone coz we can send letters to friends instead of parents! Talking about funny stuff with mates is much more fun instead of parent's blah blah things! You think so, don't you?

I think the new prison law is too much prisoners side. It never thinks about people who really hope prisoners reforms themselves. That's really cool! Life is becoming great!

Ah feel freedom freedom freedom :D

Well, you know that crimes are increased quite soon. I'll talk about it later.

Lovely Prisons - 1st paragraph (This is NOT an essay!)

Tue, 13 Feb 2007 14:09:23 GMT

Firstly! oh! I'm not writing an essay <Don't forget!

Well, Prisons mornings start very early, it starts about 6:30 a.m.

Ummmmmm I wanna stay in bed coz it's very freezing this mornig! What I can make excuse to not work this morning? hehe

Maybe.... I can say.....

'I have a sore back today! I can't walk and work even I can't go to a loo!' It's a brilliant excuse! I'll tell this to officers!

YAY! They say 'You can rest as long as you want. but they looks mad. Who cares!'

If you wanna be lazy you can use about your health condition is not good so that officers have to allow us. Cool!

You know? If the officers take me to a work place forcibily I say 'There is a human right!'. Goverment is very scared of 'Human right' now actually so I use this.

I really don't care about duties at a prison cos here in prison, free food and free meals plus free naps on weekends!

Moreover, we can get special meals such as huge cakes, special new years cuisine and coke and snacks every public holidays including valentine's day and Christmas day! We are not Christian tho.

I wonder how many people eat japanese special new years cuisine? How many people eat cakes on the emperor's and budda's birthdays?

Doesn't matter! I don't need work but can get wonderful meals!

But! I have to watch out one thing that is my weight! Even if I work hard I gain my weight! Hahahaha I need to go on a diet before I come out here!

Goodness! Bloody stupid people pay their tax for us! Thanks mates! Work harder for us!!!!

I can be freed on my due date so there's no reason to work. Just kill time.

I can't give up become a prisners again!

Lovely Prisons - introduction

Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:38:08 GMT

There are statistics. (Japan)

Around 1in 4 women who are 28 are vergin.
Girls under the age of 14 who had an abortion number about 500.

The above aren't important for me actually >

There're 386,955 people who were arrested last year, 2006.
There're 73,238 male in prisons and 4,694 female in prisons.
29.9% of prisoners were thieves, then 21.2% of prisoneres were drug addicts, and then 7.1% of frauds........ 2.0% of prisoneres were murderers and it's 10th.

On average, at least 35% of all prisoners are welcomed back home to prison after re-offending.

Why are they come back to bloody shit places? Are Prisons paradise now?

I wanna say Japanese prisons are absolutely paradise from many reasons.

Let's visit their prisons, mate!